June Useless Observations
Hey everyone,
March winds bring April showers bring May flowers bring June Useless Observations! All jokes aside, the year is almost halfway over and I’m excited for how far we’ve come and I’m excited for what the future has in store. It’s going to be a long, hot summer so I hope everyone straps in and enjoys the ride. Without further ado, let’s get into this month’s UO newsletter. The last installment can be found here. Let’s get started before Caitlin Clark receives another Welcome to the League hard foul.
UO #1: How am I only finding out now that Brad Pitt is an alcoholic and an abusive husband and father?
UO #2: I’ve read the Wikipedia page twice and still don’t understand why the hairstyle is named bangs.
UO #3: As a dog poop picker-upper, it infuriates me whenever people yell at me from their house or on the street asking if I’m picked up my dog’s poop.
UO #4: How long is too long to have a John Kerry bumper sticker on your car?
UO #5: I have a theory that musicians, professional wrestlers, and other entertainers are always landing and taking acting gigs because actors can join the Screen Actors Guild. Some benefits come from being part of the SAG-AFTRA union, such as healthcare, that they don’t get being a musician.
UO #6: Maybe double-stuff gluten-free Oreos shouldn’t exist.
UO #7: Does blowing on hot food do anything except delay the inevitable?
UO #8: Why does it sound so different when an electric car drives past you versus when a regular or hybrid car drives past you?
UO #9: For people that cosplay, what do you do after you put on the outfit and take a picture? Do you role-play and pretend to be that character? Or is that when things get weird?